Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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