Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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