i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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