Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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