come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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