I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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