Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
this hospital has no fireball
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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