But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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