She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
