I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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