i think i have herpe
just one?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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