oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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