Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
