i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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