Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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