It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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