Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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