idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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