We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
be right there i have to get my cape
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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