We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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