If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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