I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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