Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I know her cup size but not her name....
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