I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Text me some of your sweat
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