He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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