Jerry, you need to find god
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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