i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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