I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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