I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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