I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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