i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I have post one night stand depression
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