did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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