i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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