you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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