i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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