dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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