i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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