i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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