Three words: puerto rican gang bang
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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