Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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