STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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