i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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