I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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