Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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