that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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