It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Barsexuality is the new black.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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