discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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