Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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