Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
