She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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