You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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