Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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