Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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